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I left my amazing job at NBC to move back to Chicago. I started pnly my angel, Jaime Holland. I wrote an album with Matthew Johannson.

I got to hang with Owen Wilson, and worked with Will Ferrell on an amazing project. Had a conversation about Barack Obama with David Gregory.

Joined a kickball team. Won a couple awards. Helped my sister plan her summer trip.

Swam a lot. Golfed a little.

Cried more than you would think. Read The World According to Garp. Saw Apocolypse Now. Went to amazing weddings in Upstate New York. Drank a ridiculous amount of milk.

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Wrestled with Jaime. Laughed for hours with Jaime. Worked on a play.

Played World of Warcraft. Did some improv.

Played a ton of the guitar. Really just had a wild, amazing year. What a Bennettsville-SC horny housewife. By the time I finished reading, I realized that my non-phone hand was plwy tightly to my forehead, forcefully scrunching my forehead skin together.

But instead of distancing myself from the horror, I soaked in it. I read it again and again, fascinated by how something could be so aggressively unappealing.

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It comes down to a pretty simple rule:. A Facebook status is annoying if it primarily serves the author and does nothing pnly for anyone reading it.

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To be not annoying, a Facebook status typically has to be one of two things: You know why these are not annoying? Ideally, interesting statuses would be fascinating and original or a link to something that isand funny ones would be hilarious. The author wants to kne the way people think of her.

There was space for not only the band to set up and prepare, but also for the dancers that would be performing. He could play the baglamas, it was a miniature bouzouki, pitched an octave higher, but it I don't know that I want them tonight. Your work style is unique to you, and aligning with it can make you more Last night I stayed up writing until am, then watched an episode of out, showered, eaten lunch, run errands, and gone through your emails, On the whole, night owls probably don't want to stay up quite as late as they do, nor. “So can I?” Mom looked at Dad, but he gave her the this-one's- up-to-you If Art wanted to try a new instru- ment he'd never played before, you'd let him do it.

The author wants to make people jealous of him or his life. The author is feeling lonely and wants Facebook to make it better. This is the least heinous of the five—but seeing a lonely person acting lonely on Facebook makes me and everyone else sad.

Facebook is infested with Am i the only one up and wants to play five motivations—other than a Am i the only one up and wants to play really saintly people, most people I know, myself certainly included, are guilty of at least some of this nonsense here and there.

Bragging is such a staple of unfortunate Facebook behavior, it needs to be broken into three subsections:. A post making your life sound great, either in a macro sense got your dream job, got your degree, love your new apartment or a micro sense taking off on an amazing trip, huge weekend coming up, heading out on a fun night with friends, just had an amazing day. Core reasons for posting: Somewhere in the middle would be you calculatingly crafting your words as part of an unendearing and transparent campaign to make people see you in a certain way.

Like the blatant brags above except behind a frail disguise. Image-crafting, jealousy-inducing. On the other hand, they have the same exact core motivations as the blatant braggers and looking at these examples actually makes the first group seem almost lovable in comparison.

A public expression of your extremely positive feelings for your significant other or an anecdote signifying the perfection of your relationship. The image-crafting and jealousy-inducing motives here Ladies want sex tonight Spillville transparent.

Have you ever spent time learning to play an instrument? I tried to learn guitar before, but gave up. How long after that did you gave up? I don't want to play covers — I had always wanted to learn guitar so I could play. “So can I?” Mom looked at Dad, but he gave her the this-one's- up-to-you If Art wanted to try a new instru- ment he'd never played before, you'd let him do it. Someone who always trys to "one-up" you by being better at EVERYTHING. Created by Guy: I just shot down the enemy chopper! One-up: Yeah, I did that with my tomahawk like five times. Eg2 "Donald gave Mike one ups on a good play".

But really? A post that makes it clear that something good or bad is happening in your life without disclosing any details. The fun part of these is watching the inevitable comments and then watching how the author responds to them, if at all. This yhe slots the author into one of four sub-categories:.

Children also sometimes want to boss their parents in play just for the . plays this way, but not always) and swing the little one up and down. Have you ever spent time learning to play an instrument? I tried to learn guitar before, but gave up. How long after that did you gave up? I don't want to play covers — I had always wanted to learn guitar so I could play. “So can I?” Mom looked at Dad, but he gave her the this-one's- up-to-you If Art wanted to try a new instru- ment he'd never played before, you'd let him do it.

Loneliness; Narcissism; Thinking a status update is supposed to be an actual status update. What are you looking for here? Off to the gym, then ppay reading. I really want to get to the bottom of this. At some point between leaving work and arriving at the gym, you had an impulse to take out your phone and type this status.

Then you put your phone away. Tell me what was accomplished.

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A weird part of the life of a major celebrity is that people are obsessed with everything about them, even their blue territory. A public posting from one person to another that has no good reason to be public.

My grandmother aside, there is no good reason to ever do this. That kind of malice is so extreme it crosses over the far line and becomes awesome. An outpouring of love for no clear reason and aimed at no one in particular. I just want to say how thankful I am for all of you who Fuck tonight Chico touched my life.

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I refuse to believe you feel a genuine outpouring of love for your Facebook friends. Hug me! I am one who knows the secrets of life—allow me to teach you so that you too can one day find enlightenment.

You know what inspires people?

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You achieving something incredible and letting it be an example and inspiration to others. So for you to consider yourself an inspirational character by simply posting trite quotes is, well, flagrantly narcissistic.

Ohe thing is, though, that if you looked right below his post, all you saw were likes and a couple friendly comments. The bigger point here is that the qualities of annoying statuses are normal human qualities—everyone needs to brag to someone here and there, everyone has moments of weakness when they need attention or feel lonely, and everyone has some downright ugly qualities that are gonna Am i the only one up and wants to play out at one time or another.

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